December 2010
November 2010
Smooth..
BOY : ABC
GIRL : huh?!
BOY : Always Be Careful
GIRL : ahh. and then?
BOY : DEFG
GIRL : what?
BOY : Don’t Ever Forget Girl
GIRL : forget that?
BOY : i’m HI.
GIRL : huh?
BOY : Happy Inlove
GIRL : so?
BOY : JKLM
GIRL : and what that suppose to mean?
BOY : Just Keep Loving Me.
GIRL : so how about? NOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
BOY : (stop and think)
BOY : No Other Person Quite Reasonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xceptme, You’ll Zee!
after I've spent the day with you,
wtfuhhh:
and we have to go home, i’m all like
sometimes even,
but inside i’m like..
“don’t go..”
so relevant right now.. -.-
hullorose asked: You are very pretty<3
:)
:)
A dick has a sad life. His hair is always a mess....
cindybaabe:
itsjosephdude:
bernaisbeast:
kasiedia:
LAWL. xD
I havent beaten anything.
LOL wtf
something SUPER adorable
pervertology:
mmminhyuk:
never2much2pm:
junshoo khunnie taec ang-ang junho (LOL) magnae+jeonggam from gmlrud4109@blog.naver
;ㅅ; adowabuwwwww
aaahhhhhh kyaaa (>w<)
To all Pinoys out there! :)
Reporter : Ngayong nanalo ka
Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny : Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter : Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny : Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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Dionesia : Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
Dionesia : Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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Pacquiao : Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
Hatton : Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
Pacquiao : Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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Aling Dionisia : Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday : Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia : Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
kailangan ko yung seeds.
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Pacquiao : Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao : Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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Sa Las Vegas
Waiter : May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia : Soup
Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks!
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Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia : Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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You is!' 'you is! you is!'
sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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Chavit : Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny : I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
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=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
haha.
Buhay nga naman...
freakishlyfun:
3 - 8 years old - Paramihan ng laruan
9 - 15 years old - Pataasan ng grades
16 - 20 years old - Paramihan ng syota
21 - 24 years old - Pataasan ng sweldo
25 - 30 years old - Pagandahan/pagwapuhan ng asawa
31 - 45 years old - Paramihan ng business
46 - 55 years old - Paramihan ng kabit
56 - 70 years old - Paramihan ng sakit
70 pataas - Pagandahan ng libing
THIS.
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: So you have no brain!
roflolmfao.: What exactly is a broken heart? →
hyperactivethoughts:
A broken heart is forcing yourself to hang up the phone after you have dialed the first three digits to his phone number.
A broken heart is the cold, shattering feeling you receive when you hear his name. A broken heart is when you are crying yourself to sleep every…
